WE ARE FULL FOR THE 2013 SEASON. THANK YOU FOR YOUR INTEREST. MAYBE NEXT YEAR!
You sit motionless as the horrified group approaches, like a cobra ready to strike. Are you a tree? A rock? They are clueless. As the middle of the group passes, you raise your head and reveal your hideous self to the crowd. Clutching, screaming, scrambling….is that woman peeing? It just doesn’t get any better than this.
The dictionary definition of AWESOME is “Getting paid to scare the (insert noun) out of people”. Your job? Show up (on time), get in costume, make ‘em scream, hang out swapping stories (optional), & go home. Haunters are required to work at least 11 out of 13 nights to qualify for compensation, which is based a combination of age, experience, attitude, and performance. All haunters will be guaranteed a fixed amount for 11 nights of attendance, and will receive a bonus for perfect attendance (13 nights). In addition to this, a performance bonus pool will be set up after we hit 5,000 patrons.
It takes about 60 dedicated souls every night to scare the stuff out of the thousands of wretched rubes who darken our doors. Most will haunt one of 10 scenes in The Haunted Forest. Some will haunt the Dark Walk, Ghost Bus, Hayride, and Trailer. About 10 haunters will be in non-scare roles like ticket taking and carnival games.
If you can’t commit to a lot of nights, but you want to have some fun, come be a GUEST STAR any time. There won’t be any money involved, but as mom used to say, “Screams are their own reward”, or something like that. In the words of one of our 41 year-old, one night wonders, last year, “I had no idea how cool this was going to be. I haven’t had that much fun since 1987.”
If you are still reading we’ll just assume you’re in. But you should not have a criminal record (or at least a really good reason you ran over that mailbox). If that’s you, download the pdf file attached, fill it out, and return it to us. email: email@example.com. fax: 919.882.9877. snail mail: 2808 Cedar Creek Rd, Youngsville, NC 27596. Call us at the haunt 919-526-8612, or try The Reaper (Brian) 919-741-8627, or Head Haunter (Geoff) 919-621-9574 if you have any questions.
Head Haunter & The Reaper