Years ago the Stalker Family Farm produced a little bit of everything, both legal and illegal. Don’t let the brutal bootleggers catch you near their Secret Still. And, of course, Beware “The Outhouse”. Listen here, ain’t nobody in this corn field take kindly to strangers (or friends, for that mtter), especially the angry old ladies on “Granny’s Porch”.
As you wind through the tall green you’ll be hit from all sides by free range haunters keen to graze on your pain. The slightest hint of fear hormones being released causes them to emerge in droves.